Last you heard (unless you’ve been checking Facebook or Instagram), I was first arriving in Montana. So, meanwhile, back in Montana… In the wee hours of my awful no good very bad birthday, I arrived in Billings, Montana. I air mattressed hard. Breakfasted with my kind, burly, professional video-gamer host (who gave me that hairy pink birthday card that sang to me, and… View Post
It was almost mid-October. Chicago, IL to Omaha, Nebraska. Seven and a half hours. I arrive in the home of my college friend Thom, and it is filled with babies. I manage. Two of the three babies leave after an hour or two, and only Thom’s toddler remains. (Remember how I said that this trip was rife with two year-olds?) I hadn’t seen… View Post
This is Zed in his natural habitat. http://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/id/5863719 Zed: And something I actually got yesterday on uh, the way to my sister’s Sweet 16 is: uuhhh. Even with all this growth — and thank you for saying that — even with all this growth, how much I’m still holding on, how much anger I’m still holding on to and how… View Post
Burlington, Vermont to Bangor, Maine. Five and a half hours on the road. Stayed with my dearest friend from high school, Joe, who, as he rightly says, has been “getting horizontal with Lila since the 90s!” We went to Pinellas County Center for the Arts, a magnet school in St. Petersburg, Florida. I majored in Drama and he majored in Visual Art. He… View Post
This is Zed at Burning Man. 22. poly cocktails: horizontal with my hacienda housemate This intro was recorded in Baltimore, MD because, throughout the month of October, horizontal does america. It’s just me, a Honda Civic, and a backpackful of recording equipment circling the United States together … and you can be a part of happening it. Patreon.com is a… View Post
Dear Ones, I’m writing this message from the mechanic’s. Is that what you call it? The auto body shop? The body shop? The shop? On day two of my solo cross-country journey, I lowered the rear windows for a burst of fresh air … and one of them wouldn’t go back up. Womp-womp! So as I type I am… View Post
This is Alana Heiss. 21. unicorning: quickie with a woman who has sex with couples The intro for this episode was recorded in Burlington, Vermont, because, for the entire month of October, horizontal does america. Lila is circling the country on a big podcasty solo road trip which began in New York and heads up to Maine, down to Baltimore,… View Post
Vertical Anya, tied and shot by Marceline_VQ TO LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE: Become a Patron! Your patronage helps keep horizontal independent and uncensored, as well as unlocking access to all the part twos, the secret patrons Facebook group, & Intimacy Tips videos! Jackie: I’m not a person who gets a ton of sexual pleasure out of— pain, it’s more that… View Post
Anya, tied and shot by Kanan. 19. pet yourself: horizontal with a sensualist In this episode of horizontal, I lie down with Jackie, aka Anya or, Anyalita. Jackie is a Shibari aficionado – a rope artist. You can follow her adventures in surrender on theropediary.tumblr.com and on Instagram as Anyalita. On The Rope Diary, she introduces herself as “a rope… View Post
18. sex on the subway tonight: quickie with a gonzo journalist In this episode, I lie down with Grant Stoddard, my first repeat guest! (It’s the accent.) Grant is an experiential journalist who specializes in reporting from outside of his comfort zone (sometimes way, waaay outside). Grant: Imagine: it’s the year 2000. I’m living on a piece of linoleum in… View Post