horizontal with lila presents…
[#notaplayparty]
When: Sunday, September 29th, 2019. 5:00 – 8:00pm
Where: Hacienda Studio. Address with ticket purchase, bb!
How: $25 – $45 (get tix early for the best price!)
With whom: With yourself. With a friend. With a lover. With a v. cool family member.
Take my money: TICKETS HERE
Let’s connect and relaaaax, bb’s!
We’ll have a screening of a cheeky short film…
Lila will lead a mini Trust Games workshop to connect us all…
There will be treats for the senses – especially your taste buds. (Eat a meal before you arrive)!
And cozy spaces to lounge and curl-up.
Massage toys abound.
We will: connect, nosh, gratitude, pose, massage, nosh, lie around, listen, share, nosh…
And… the hot tub will be available. (Don’t bring your swimsuit.)
Bring someone you want to squeeze, bring frands, come solo and make frands!
As always, Lila has a few more horizontally-delicious surprises in the works.
PLEASE ARRIVE BEFORE 6PM!
Let’s get horizontal!
P.S. Please wear cozy clothes. Think: soft and fuzzy textures, playful patterns, pajamas and silk, etc. Onesies welcome. Nay: encouraged.
horizontal with lila presents…
[a connection workshop]
When: Thursday, July 18th, 2019. 7:30 – 9:30pm
Where: Hacienda Studio. Address with ticket purchase, bb!
How: $20 – $45 (get tix early for the best price!)
With whom: Come with others or come alone. These experiences are for everyone.
Take my money: TICKETS HERE
horizontal with lila presents…
horizontal storytelling: the summer pride edition
[not a sex party]
When: Sunday June 30th, 2019
Where: Hacienda Studio. Bushwick, Brooklyn. Address in the ticket confirmation, bb!
How: $40
*All tickets will be sliding scale for those in the LGBTQPIAD community – message Lila for a personal code
With whom: Come with others or come alone – the space is warm and welcoming!
Take my money: TICKETS HERE
I am throwing the next horizontal storytelling pajama party on Sunday night, June 30th. (About time! The last one was over a year ago! I will aim to do them once a season, going forward.)
This one is the summer pride edition, and it will be full of rainbow. I realllly hope that many of you can attend.
If I owe you a free ticket to an event this year (because you are a patron of $25+), you can cash it in for this event! The $25 tier gets you a ticket to a live event each year, a monthly Intimacy Tips video, access to The Full Horizontal podcast, and an invite to the secret patrons group:
All tickets for horizontal storytelling will be sliding scale for those in the LGBTQPIAD community — just message me and I’ll set up a discount code for you.
There are also a few volunteer slots available — reach out to me!
I have stories lined up from a demisexual woman who thought she was asexual, a bisexual woman who knew herself to be a lesbian, a young gay man with a long blond wig, and a queer Latinx woman with puppy wiggle tendencies. I’m still seeking stories from trans women of color, nonbinary folx, Intersex folx, lesbian women of color, bisexual men of color, and others, so:
If you know any of those vivacious queer storytellers, Plleease send them my way!
horizontal with lila presents…
[an intimate immersive Valentine’s experience]
When: Thursday, February 14th, 2019. 8pm – midnight
Where: sumptuous location revealed upon ticket purchase, dahling
How: $50 in advance, $75 day of
With whom: Come with others or come alone. These experiences are for everyone.
Take my money: TICKETS HERE
A townhouse full of delights for all the senses:
4-handed massages
live erotica readings
the best hot cocoa you’ve ever tasted
sensual performances
sweet smells from the oven
a hot tub
and a giant teddy bear named Tiny.
And that’s not even what’s in the 14 rooms…
Each room unlocks a secret: an intimate, sensual, immersive experience.
Your ticket comes with 5 tokens, which you can exchange for delights / experiences. Choose how to spend them — on treats, on libations, on a rendezvous or two.
If you wish to collect more experiences (there are 14 rooms of delight, after all!) you may purchase more tokens for $5 each, cash, from someone very prettily dressed.
1 token for a treat, 2 tokens for a rendezvous.
Things that are important to know:
- Dress code: Anything that makes you feel FOXY.
- This event is for people not in relationships + people in relationships + people in situationships + people who frankly don’t give a damn + everyone, Everyone. Let’s celebrate sensuality and loveliness all together!
- No alcohol, ***no phones. Check your phone with your coat. Immerse yourself.
*** There will be a single area of well-lit fabulosity, near the coat check, for your photographic pleasure.
FAQs, dahlings:
Are there ID or minimum age requirements to enter the event?
You must be 21 to enter. This is an event for adults.
What are my transportation/parking options for getting to and from the event?
The Myrtle/Broadway JMZ is the closest subway. There is some street parking, if you need to drive.
What can I bring into the event?
Your playful spirit, curious nature, respectful titillation, and really fabulous outfits.
How can I contact the organizer with any questions?
Here: horizontalwithlila@gmail.com
What’s the refund policy?
No refunds, love! Your contribution is a fundraiser donation towards making a sizzle reel (a promo pitch) for a horizontal TV show!
Will you be serving dinner?
We will not! Please do your adulting and eat before you arrive. But leave room for dessert…..
You are really in for it . . .
horizontal with lila & yin quan present… a domme-tastic evening at Hacienda Studio:
[a Femme-Domme BDSM Tasting Lab & Pilot Screening]
When: Thursday, August 2nd, 2018. 6-10pm
Where: not so fast. address given upon ticket purchase.
How: $30 in advance, $40 day-of
Take my money: TICKETS HERE
What will it be like, you want to know?
FIRST: WATCH (/drool)…
as Poppy Liu portrays Mistress Yin in the first episode of Mercy Mistress, a dramatic series. Created by Queer, POC, Trans, Kink, and Sex Worker Folx, MM follows Mistress Yin, a queer first generation Chinese-American professional and lifestyle dominatrix living in New York City. Starring Daniel K Isaac, Nathan Darrow, and Synead Nichols.
Each episode focuses on a different client and explores the roots of their particular kink while the larger story unveils the layers of Mistress Yin’s own sexuality and how she broke from a cycle of self-destruction and childhood violence through her healing journey with BDSM.
Mercy Mistress was created by Yin Quan, a GenderQueer BDSM educator, writer, and Sex Work Activist. Their work has been recently published in Apogee Journal, BUST, AWomensThing, and Queer Magic. www.YINQ.net
THEN, JOIN IN…
for a BDSM tasting lab lead by Femme-Dommes.
How do you know if you like something unless you’ve tried it? And if you wanted to try it with a partner, how will you know if you’re doing it well?
This event will give you the opportunity to witness / experience a little taste of several different kinky flavors, such as…
Flogging
Sensation Play
Spanking
Pet Play
Rope Bondage
etc.
AND FINALLY…
A bit of aftercare to wind-down. This may or may not include a giant Teddy Bear named Tiny.
Got questions?
Here are a few answers:
*** You do not need to bring a partner.
*** We will be setting strong guidelines, and will have Guardians on hand for support – you can talk to a Guardian if you feel uncomfortable in any way. That’s what they’re there for!
*** All genders and sexual orientations are invited and embraced!
*** If cost is a barrier to entry, contact the host for a possible service position (door, clean up, etc.)! We’d love to have you participate!
*** This event is hosted by horizontal with lila, the podcast about intimacy recorded while lying down.
*** About Hacienda Studio: The venue serves as the event space branch of Hacienda, an organization devoted to celebrating sex and sexual education.
Do you have a G-spot? A cervix? How can you be sure? Have you ever seen it?
horizontal with lila & Sex Ed for Grown Ass People present:
TAKE BACK THE SPECULUM
When: Thursday, August 2nd, 2018. 6-10pm
Where: address given upon ticket purchase, doll!
How: Suggested donation $20 (no one turned away for lack of funds)
Take my money: Yes! Stay tuned.
This class, taught by Pamela Samuelson, offers information, tools and practice to empower you to step into your sovereignty, eradicate any shreds of inculcated shame, and take charge of your choice, health, and sexual wellbeing.
(Cuz your doctor works for you. Not the other way around.)
We will cover:
- an overview of the spectrum of healthy sexual anatomy
- an opportunity to participate in the Gallery that Destroys All Shame
- a demonstration of a cervical self exam
- and an opportunity for all participants to examine themselves (and, if desired and permitted, observe others) under supervision.Open to all humans with an interior sexual anatomy who would enjoy taking back full authority and seeing their own glorious bodies on their own terms.*No one turned away for lack of $
*A healthy percentage of all proceeds will go toward building the Feminist Health Alliance databasePamela Samuelson is a somatic sex educator & feminist health advocate based in Los Angeles, CA.
More info here: www.embodywork.la