Meet Iena.
121. how to suck tits (properly): horizontal with an oversexed kinkster [1 of 2]
Hello horizontal lover. This is the podcast about sex, love, & relationships of all kinds that’s entirely recorded while lying down. Usually, I aim to make every recording more of a long-form conversation and less of an interview, but the world is topsy-turvy, and so is Season 4, my Season of Experiments.
Iena: It was the first time in my life when I felt like I was one cock short. It’s a terrible feeling! I know you’re thinking “First World Problems,” but right then when you’re in the moment, that’s all that matters and… It was almost like the feeling of not being enough! And I thought, I’m not going to not be enough!
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Iena: I think tits are pretty much the best thing in the world… They’re better than steak.
Lila: Wow, now that is a— that is a tall claim.
Iena: I mean it depends on the tits and it depends on the steak, obvs. (Lila borderline cackles; Iena laughs) But! Pound for pound or tit for tit… or—
Lila & Iena: Tit for tat!
Lila: Yeah—
Iena: I think… Tits win. Obviously, I’ve also just eaten, so my desire for food is less than my desire for tits.
Hello horizontal lover.
This is the podcast about sex, love, & relationships of all kinds that’s entirely recorded while lying down.
Usually, I aim to make every recording more of a long-form conversation and less of an interview, but the world is topsy-turvy, and so is Season 4, my Season of Experiments.
This episode is a traditional interview (albeit, an explicit one) mostly presented in the style of NPR. Instead of my usual horizontal conversation, in which I share as openly and vulnerably as my guest, for this episode I’ll be your narrator, guiding you through the life of an oversexed little Italian boy who grows up to be an oversexed British man, utilizing choice clips from his tales.
In this and the following episode, I lie down with Iena: vast lover of womankind, kinkster, rope aficionado, photographer, former porn producer, and sadist extraordinaire. I met him through the Shibari community in Canggu. He once suspended me from a piece of bamboo in a pose that looked kind of like a praying mantis.
The first half of our interview is available in all the podcast places for all of you horizontalists, and the latter half is available exclusively to patrons of the horizontal arts. So, if you want to hear Iena’s extreme tale of a bewildering sexual exploit involving a gorgeous Scandinavian woman on top, and something that he did not consent to, become a patron to listen to the second part of this interview.
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In this part, we traverse from:
- Iena’s 4 year-old erections through
- nudie mags in the crib
- his obsession with full bush, newsstands, and porn
- 10 years of sexual mentoring
- an abiding love of tits
- foreplay & the orgasmic platform
- the first time in his life he felt like he was one cock short, and
- his first sexual experience, which includes a cruise, a crew, a short black bob, & some bushes
Now come lie down with us in Canggu, Bali, Indonesia.
Sin City-style photoshoot with Iena. Bali, Indonesia 2020
Show Notes:
[3:39] Iena on getting a stiffy at 4 years old…
[4:56] and nudie mags at 5
[6:04] The origins of a breast man
[6:20]
Iena: I think tits are pretty much the best thing in the world… They’re better than steak.
Lila: Wow, now that is a— that is a tall claim.
Iena: I mean it depends on the tits and it depends on the steak, obvs. (Lila borderline cackles; Iena laughs) But! Pound for pound or tit for tit… or—
Lila & Iena: Tit for tat!
Lila: Yeah—
Iena: I think… Tits win. Obviously, I’ve also just eaten, so my desire for food is less than my desire for tits.
[6:49] His parents reconsidered the nudie mag situation.
[7:25] Why did his parents think that the magazines would ensure his heterosexuality?
[8:42] Iena’s quest to find that hairy thing that he didn’t even know the same of
[9:11] The newsagent kiosks that carried naughty mags on the top shelves
[11:20] Iena always sought the company of those older than him, and those much older than him
[12:47] Iena on the first porn he viewed (at 7) & its impact on him
Now I ask you. Have you ever seen a man more content?
[15:04] Iena’s mentors gave him the kind of initiation into sexual life that most young men seek — and fail to find — in pornography alone.
[17:49] One was Livio, and his collection of porno mags
[21:48] Iena on a decade and a half of sex mentoring: neighbor’s son, uncle’s friend, newsagent & his buddy, and his dad’s friends
[22:23] What Iena learned from the newsagent sex fiend, including: how to finger a woman, how to find and handle the clitoris, how to find the g-spot, anal
[24:35] How his Dad’s friends took over his extracurricular schooling
[27:49] Iena instructs us on How to Suck Tits Properly
[30:08] What Iena learned about the g-spot
[33:47] Iena on foreplay: the foundation of the orgasmic platform
[35:33] He aims to prove that he can make a woman soaking wet by talking about combustion engines
[37:37] Iena conceptualizes the penile orgasm & the vaginal one, as plotted on a graph
[40:57] The story of a time he ejaculated twice in a row
[49:10]
Iena: It was the first time in my life when I felt like I was one cock short. It’s a terrible feeling! I know you’re thinking “First World Problems,” but right then when you’re in the moment, that’s all that matters and… It was almost like the feeling of not being enough! And I thought, I’m not going to not be enough!
[50:56] Iena tells the story of his first sexual experience, which includes a cruise, a crew, a short black bob, & some bushes
121. how to suck tits (properly): horizontal with an oversexed kinkster [1 of 2]
Hello horizontal lover. This is the podcast about sex, love, & relationships of all kinds that’s entirely recorded while lying down. Usually, I aim to make every recording more of a long-form conversation and less of an interview, but the world is topsy-turvy, and so is Season 4, my Season of Experiments.
