Image by Valerie Zimmer Photography
horizontal with lila presents…
[an intimate immersive Valentine’s experience]
When: Thursday, February 14th, 2019. 8pm – midnight
Where: sumptuous location revealed upon ticket purchase, dahling
How: $50 in advance, $75 day of
With whom: Come with others or come alone. These experiences are for everyone.
Take my money: TICKETS HERE
A townhouse full of delights for all the senses:
4-handed massages
live erotica readings
the best hot cocoa you’ve ever tasted
sensual performances
sweet smells from the oven
a hot tub
and a giant teddy bear named Tiny.
And that’s not even what’s in the 14 rooms…
Each room unlocks a secret: an intimate, sensual, immersive experience.
Your ticket comes with 5 tokens, which you can exchange for delights / experiences. Choose how to spend them — on treats, on libations, on a rendezvous or two.
If you wish to collect more experiences (there are 14 rooms of delight, after all!) you may purchase more tokens for $5 each, cash, from someone very prettily dressed.
1 token for a treat, 2 tokens for a rendezvous.
Things that are important to know:
- Dress code: Anything that makes you feel FOXY.
- This event is for people not in relationships + people in relationships + people in situationships + people who frankly don’t give a damn + everyone, Everyone. Let’s celebrate sensuality and loveliness all together!
- No alcohol, ***no phones. Check your phone with your coat. Immerse yourself.
*** There will be a single area of well-lit fabulosity, near the coat check, for your photographic pleasure.
FAQs, dahlings:
Are there ID or minimum age requirements to enter the event?
You must be 21 to enter. This is an event for adults.
What are my transportation/parking options for getting to and from the event?
The Myrtle/Broadway JMZ is the closest subway. There is some street parking, if you need to drive.
What can I bring into the event?
Your playful spirit, curious nature, respectful titillation, and really fabulous outfits.
How can I contact the organizer with any questions?
Here: horizontalwithlila@gmail.com
What’s the refund policy?
No refunds, love! Your contribution is a fundraiser donation towards making a sizzle reel (a promo pitch) for a horizontal TV show!
Will you be serving dinner?
We will not! Please do your adulting and eat before you arrive. But leave room for dessert…..
